Petco

in my dream I came home and my house was being haunted but I didn't want to leave so like I'd turn off the TV and then the ghost would turn it back on etc. I was dealing with the ghost like I would a toddler who was "testing" me and not being afraid at all. In my dream this had been going on for days and days and finally I said "what do you want?" and the ghost told me he wanted Tyson to clean out the garage because he used to live there and there were too many earthworms out there which he found disgusting!
So I told him I'd have Tyson do it and left to take Soppo to his first obedience class and when I got there there were about 16 really fat dogs watching a video. I told them that I was here for the class and they were like "but that's a male dog" and I said 'so', and looked at the video and realized.... it was a birthing class for dogs

dog food

I was in line at the customer service counter of my grocery store to buy stamps when I noticed a bunch of pregnant women in line with me buying dog food. The guy at the checkout was scanning the dog food and then their bellies.
I then realized he was doing gender scans so I asked how much it was for one and he said it was free with purchase of a large bag of dog food. So I got mine done and he handed me a full color photo of my baby and said it was a girl.

First I had to go somewhere and I was looking at a map. One route lead me through a pack of wolves and one lead me through a pack of wolverines. I was trying to decide which one I would take when my old boss just walked in my front door and starting looking at all of my appliances. He said that I had put an ad on Craigslist to sell them all but I hadn't so he left, but first he asked me if I could watch Hover's baby when she had it. I was like, "who is Hover?" He said it was her new secretary. I asked him if her brother's name was Craft and he said "No, his name is Magical." So then one of my daycare kids came up to have me zip his coat and the pieces wouldn't go together they were like magnetically repelled from each other. I asked him if his coat was always like that and he told me, "Only when Tom Cruise and Randy Quaid are in an argument. Once they're done it will zip again." Then his mom came to pick him up and paid be with a box of lids to butter dishes. I didn't realize that was my payment until after she left so I was trying to text her to tell her I needed actual money but I accidentally using a label maker instead of a phone.

deli

First Tyson and I were grocery shopping and the lady and the deli counter told me that it was policy that I could not have and meat sliced because my shopping list was written in two different colored inks. I complained and asked to see the manager, but let Tyson talk to him while I did other shopping. When I got back Tyson had an entire pig in the cart which had been sliced into lunch meat. Then I went to some sort of old school/warehouse and slept on a bed there. Someone woke me up to show me that they had a my little pony type toy that was actually a hippo but had the face of my friend Nikki. I wanted to show Nikki because it was crazy how much the faces were the same but decided that I shouldn't because I thought she might be offended. So instead I tracked down our old boss at a bar to show him. When I got there though I had just gotten braces and couldn't speak without slobbering all over everything.

broken finger

My ex-husband is having surgery on a broken finger today.
I had a dream that I saw him and asked how his finger was and he said when he got to the surgery center that along with fixing his finger he also got an ice-maker installed. I'm not sure where it was or how it was supposed to work, but in my dream it seemed to be a pretty normal occurrence. Then he handed me his cell phone to talk to someone, I'm not sure who, but he said I'd only get reception if I went to the WalMart portrait studio and sat in the fourth chair in the waiting room. I couldn't get in though because there was some sort of game show being taped in the parking lot that involved old ladies climbing stone buildings while representing their favorite college football team.

sonic

I had a dream that you could get tattoos at Sonic done by the carhops.. and their prices were based on how big they were compared to a Sonic food item. Like, a tator tot sized tattoo was 40 bucks, but a foot long coney sized tattoo was 90. If you got a tattoo of the actual food though it was free.

Shape-shifter

Tyson was cheating on me with a shape shifter who drove a Punky Brewster Van, but Punky Brewster was a blonde daredevil, not the 80's icon.The shapeshifter had an overbearing father who treated my kids like his own grandkids. He was obsessed with repairing carpet because he said the children's feet would get hurt if he didn't. There was a building built in Hutchinson in 1960 that was supposed to be like an early mall with a moat and a lake. It had amazing apartments. that were cylindrical and Alice Newbell lived in one. It had basically been turned into a track for indoor walkers. I was trying to find someone who remembered when it was built, but people only knew when they were about to tear it down. No one remembered it being built. I found out that it had been here all along, just hidden. It wasn't actually modern, it was ancient.

trash chute

had a dream that I was falling down a trash chute with Lionel Richie falling behind me, trying to rub lotion on my feet.

nathan de la cruz

Okay dream buddy, Valerie Swenson Last night I had a dream that out of no where Red started talking about someone named Nathan De La Cruz, and asking to dress like him. I looked him up on the internet and found out that he was an actor in the original Battlestar Galactica, and that he died the day before Red was born. Then I kept Ryleigh hope from school and made a youtube video for something, but we were wearing silver lipstick and those big triangle kites on our back. Red was in the background talking about Nathan De La Cruz and his family saw the video and came to visit me. They were convinced that Red was the reincarnation of this dude and they tried to steal him. But I left him alone, but locked him in a closet (I SWEAR I would never really do that) to go watch a taping of the Price is Right. They burrowed in under my house and stole him. Then it was one of those dreams where everyone changes into someone else, so suddenly it was actually Soppo that they stole, and they shaved all of his fur off to try and disguise him. Then a bunch of random stuff happened that isn't as vivid.

event stones

After a month of not sleeping well, I've finally been able to remember my dream! It was very, very detailed, but pretty boring.
One part that I thought was pretty cool though is that Amy Buck Johnson was a door to door salesman selling something called Event stones. The idea behind it was that You got a piece of jewelry with a raw stone. Then in a predetermined number of increments, you took it in to get it polished.) So for like a baby gift you get a raw topaz or what ever the birthstone is, then in the purchase price you get it cut an polished a little bit more over the next 16 years. When she's 16 she pics out a setting and has a polished stone. Four years for college event stones, and there were monthly increments available for engagements.

kidnapped

Last night I had a dream that I was kidnapped by aliens with another group of people. We had to go through three years of schooling and have no contact with earth during that time. If we agreed to be cloned we could return, but had to have the life they chose for us. I returned to be a clerk at Kmart. I got fired because I couldn't find the right PLU for this ham salad that was on sale for $3.99. Then I got reassigned to tend some chickens that roamed wild between two schools. The kids were playing on super junky equipment though, with no supervision so I'd wonder over and watch them. One girl fell from 60 ft high monkey bars but made it okay. I went in to talk to the school about my concerns. They said they were a private school and if people didn't think it was safe they wouldn't send their kids there. Then they called me a communist. I got an email on a label maker that now I was a dress maker. I made wedding dresses with people's pictures on them.

disposable weasel saddles

I had a dream last night that I wen into Wendy's and ran into some people I knew. We were still talking when it was time to leave so I just got in their truck with them and kept talking. Then I suddenly realized we were in Ohio. I told them I had to get back home to pick up my daughter from school by three. They said they couldn't drive me back, but gave me two weasels ( a grey one and an orange one) and a box of "disposable weasel saddles" too. I strapped the saddles to the weasels and stood on them and they walked me back to Kansas.

Sir and Dame

Last night I had a dream that there was a married couples contest for the state of Kansas. Tyson's brother and sister-in-law, Tricia Beery Schechter were one of the four finalists, and Heather Swanson and Matt Swanson were another couple. Heather gave her presentation first and it was play she had written about her and Matt's lives starting from birth. They got disqualified for going over the time limit and got a five dollar check as their prize. Tanner and Tricia came in second place and were kinghted and damed as their prize. Then Tanner started dressing very flamboyantly and had his checks changed to say Sir Tyson and Dame Tricia Schechter.

gold digging

I had a dream that I lived in a normal house, with a very modern basement that connected to a mall. There was a woman who would come visit me. She worked at a store in the mall called Plaques. In this store called plaques they sold gold plated boogers. It was like a trend to bring in your kid's boogers and get them gold plated then trade them with other moms.

short description

Crazy,crazy dreams last night. Someone was making me build a guillotine. I escaped on a dragon with a red headed kid, to become a puppy handler for a Mexican gang. Then I had to float through some murky water full of catfish and whale skulls that flowed into my parent's basement. There I was supposed to collect jars of log cabin maple syrup and sell them on eBay.

zebra

Last night's dream was so long, but here's the rundown. I was at some sort of Art Camp where graduates went and worked at Catalyst Creative Services. I didn't graduate because I spent my time during business math making words on calculators, and I didn't keep my dorm clean enough. I was still neighbors with the Smith family and I went to some sort of function with them in Inman. It was a meeting for an underground Mennonite mafia, that was literally underground. There were a bunch of tasks that we had to pass, and mine was pretty easy, I just had to put on some weird clothes and then remember what order I had put them on. Julie was there though, and she had to go to church dressed as a zebra and convince the whole congregation that she was an actual zebra. She had some elaborate make up and prosthetic teeth and legs and hooves. She was in some sort of glass enclosure at the church and was doing well until someone pointed out that zebras poop all the time and there was no poop in her pen. I realized they were going to kill her if they found out she was really a human. I was trying to get to her and move her but I kept getting distracted by a bunch of rings I had in my fingers and that they weren't in the right order. Finally I just dig a tunnel to get to her. I got her out safely, but Roseanne Barr was in the tunnel and wouldn't let her go. I had to smuggle her out in the laundry like they do in Annie. After it was all done they told me it was all part of the test to join the gang and I passed, but if I didn't want to join they would give me a gift card to Kohls instead. I took the gift card and bought Ryleigh a beading kit.

Buddy and Sissy

I had a dream last night that I got sent to Notre Dame to work under cover on the Te'o thing. All the floors there were really slippery and I kept falling a lot. People had to drive to Texas to meet with a shoe dealer who sold shoes that kept their grip on the floors, The rest of the dream is embarrassing because most of my dreams make me seem super-conceited. But, eventually my sleuthing led me to the bar where Buddy and Sissy hang out in Urban Cowboy. The person behind the whole scandal was not the person they think it is, It was actually the operator of the mechanical bull. Think I should call the FBI with my psychic tip? haha

Goodwill

Dream last night: I went to Goodwill to look for a mirror. When I got there they were reorganizing things, and really gutted the whole store. I went to the desk to ask when it would be finished and the cashier knew my name. I couldn't figure out how she knew my name though. Later I went home and started painting Rinn's bedroom but there was some kid there throwing eggs at the wall and ruining it. My phone beeped and it was the lady from Goodwill saying she knew where she knew me from. But all of her other forms of communication were broken so we were having this conversation through Draw Something. Anyway, somehow through her pictures I was able to figure out that at July Third Thursday Greg Holmes and Sharon Scott were giving helicopter rides to people and were using this lady's private helipad to take off without her permission. (I guess I'm really good at draw something) So she had remembered coming to me and complaining about that, and that is how she knew my name.

Inception X6

I took a nap. Inception times 6? I had a dream that I was at Stephen Dawson's house. But I was married to him. I thought that was weird because I couldn't remember dating him and I knew I was married to Tyson. Of course the first thing I did was start looking at the walls and deciding what to paint. Then I woke up. Still in the same house. This time Stephen was there telling me that we had jokingly gotten married when I was 18 and we needed to get it nullified before he and Jamie Trussell Dawson filed taxes. He was wearing a woman's shirt though and I was trying to figure out how to tell him before he went to the courthouse. When I woke up, in the same house this time there was a party going on and Tyson and Justin Schutz were singing a song and Tyson was talking about how it annoyed him that the song got famous because the video was just a bunch of guys in white jackets trying to teach soda cans how to sing. My kids were there and I was trying to find a bathroom. I can remember the layout of this house so well. The inside of the house was a little strange but there was a back patio that was awesome. It was tiled to look like the fabric on your chairs, Rebekah Starkey and Kate Van Cantfort. There was a fire pit and Rinn was there eating the ashes. I got her out and went back in the house. I woke up again in the same house. This time there were a bunch of kids there making a mess and I was trying to figure out if I should be cleaning it up or not. Then Stephen came in and started telling them a story about bouncing me off of a trampoline, which never happened. Then I woke up. In the same house, and I was telling Stephen and Jamie about my dreams and we decided to take all of the kids to eat ice cream and my kids were behaving really badly so I wouldn't let them eat any. Ryleigh got mad about it and spit in the topping bar. Then I woke up, this time in my own bed.

birds in the aviary

Dream last night: I was at a mall in 1985 and there was some sort of turf war. It had to do with fancy cookies, and expensive makeup. I was in the middle of it and I got cut with a knife by Andrew Small. It hurt so bad that it actually woke me up. I went back to sleep and my parents were having cement poured in a shed, but the weren't there. I had to move a semi with 4 flat tires out of the way. I kept driving it, and the roads were really slick so I got out and walked. Everyone was walking, trying to get somewhere because the roads were too slick to drive on. Everyone had their backyards set up like an obstacle course and the winner got free pizza hut, but they had to drive to Chandler, Oklahoma to get it. In the next part of my dream I was on an island with former WWF wrestlers who had built an underground casino. Upstairs from this was an apartment complex with an "aviary" but all of the birds were stuffed. I unpacked some stuff and went down to the casino. There was a guy drawing caricatures, and in the caricatures I was naked from the waist down. I yelled at him for it, and he said "listen lady, I just draw what I see. " I looked down and I actually was not wearing any pants. I went back upstairs to put some on and the casino got raided. I was trying to get out of there before they found out I took part in it. But I had way too much stuff to carry. Then when I went to turn in my keys the landlord was making me fill out questionnaires about the place. I still didn't have pants on. I realized I was laying eggs and I was trying to figure out if I could make people think they were just props for the stuffed birds in the aviary