zebra

Last night's dream was so long, but here's the rundown. I was at some sort of Art Camp where graduates went and worked at Catalyst Creative Services. I didn't graduate because I spent my time during business math making words on calculators, and I didn't keep my dorm clean enough. I was still neighbors with the Smith family and I went to some sort of function with them in Inman. It was a meeting for an underground Mennonite mafia, that was literally underground. There were a bunch of tasks that we had to pass, and mine was pretty easy, I just had to put on some weird clothes and then remember what order I had put them on. Julie was there though, and she had to go to church dressed as a zebra and convince the whole congregation that she was an actual zebra. She had some elaborate make up and prosthetic teeth and legs and hooves. She was in some sort of glass enclosure at the church and was doing well until someone pointed out that zebras poop all the time and there was no poop in her pen. I realized they were going to kill her if they found out she was really a human. I was trying to get to her and move her but I kept getting distracted by a bunch of rings I had in my fingers and that they weren't in the right order. Finally I just dig a tunnel to get to her. I got her out safely, but Roseanne Barr was in the tunnel and wouldn't let her go. I had to smuggle her out in the laundry like they do in Annie. After it was all done they told me it was all part of the test to join the gang and I passed, but if I didn't want to join they would give me a gift card to Kohls instead. I took the gift card and bought Ryleigh a beading kit.