Saturday, March 23, 2013
First I had to go somewhere and I was looking at a map. One route lead
me through a pack of wolves and one lead me through a pack of
wolverines. I was trying to decide which one I would take when my old
boss just walked in my front door and starting looking at all of my
appliances. He said that I had put an ad on Craigslist to sell them all
but I hadn't so he left, but first he asked me if I could watch Hover's
baby when she had it. I was like, "who is Hover?" He said it was her
new secretary. I asked him if her brother's name was Craft and he said
"No, his name is Magical." So then one of my daycare kids came up to
have me zip his coat and the pieces wouldn't go together they were like
magnetically repelled from each other. I asked him if his coat was
always like that and he told me, "Only when Tom Cruise and Randy Quaid
are in an argument. Once they're done it will zip again." Then his mom
came to pick him up and paid be with a box of lids to butter dishes. I
didn't realize that was my payment until after she left so I was trying
to text her to tell her I needed actual money but I accidentally using a
label maker instead of a phone.
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